maliciousmelons:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got funds hun

(via humorking)

skylarduquette:

"no" is too serious

"nope" is too casual

"nah" is just right

"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"

(Source: memespice, via humorking)

(Source: tinarannosaurus, via lrfrodie)

iwasrepeals:

Its pretty late, I’m gonna go to bed *browses every social media site known to man for over an hour*

(Source: untexting, via humorking)

hvrted:

I wish I had google as a brain

(Source: wastery, via humorking)

fugrats:

godwithabod:

hey who wants to start a gang

ill ask my mom

(Source: financialshade, via humorking)

sprinkleofglitr:

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sprinkleofglitr:

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